Archive for March 27, 2008


The cheap seats are usually free

I don’t know the people at Revolution, but I’m on the side of anybody trying crazy things for God. All the staff and volunteers should hold their heads high…and being from Tennessee trust me…I know all about rednecks. :)

Egg story here

#15 – No one is ever challenged to radically rearrange their lives to be a part of what God is doing.
#14 – God hasn’t asked you to give something up.
#13 – Everyone in your church is perfect. (If you are truly reaching lost people then you will discover that ministry is messy.)

#12 – Nothing in regards to how you lead has changed in the past year.

#11 – When your youth group wants to do something you make them have a bake sale in front of Wal Mart–but when your senior adults want to do something the church covers the cost; after all, they are tithers! (And that same church will wonder why “the youth don’t come to church anymore.”)
#10 – You always find something wrong with ministries that are seeing fruit.

#9 – You can do everything you have in front of you WITHOUT the help of God AND others.

#8 – You spend more time on other churches websites than you do reading your Bible.

#7 – You think the answer to every problem is, “If we just had more money.”

#6 – No one has ever left your church.

#5 – You continually call other churches begging them for money.

#4 – You allow people with money to dictate the way you spend your time and the direction of the church.

#3 – When you go to a conference and come back and announce “we are changing everything” because you have received INSPIRATION not REVELATION.

#2 – You’ve never spent sleepless nights wondering, “How in heck are we going to do this? Seriously, I told our church we were going to do WHAT?”

#1 – You worry more about keeping the people in your church happy then you do about pleasing God and speaking the truth.

By Perry Noble